Rick Santorum has a plan for becoming President. He'd lead a pogrom against homosexuals. The flaming twinks would run off and Santorum would earn his street creds as a tough macho, macho man for taking on "Teh Gay."
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| How Rick Santorum sees himself. |
It didn't work. The poofs fought back by simply successfully defining the word "
santorum" as the foul by-product of anal sex. Poor Ricky tried to swallow too much fudge and it got stuck in his throat.
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| How the world sees Santorum. |
Now
Santorum is screeching like a girly-man with a broken fingernail about how homosexuals are being really, really mean to him.
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| The real Rick Santorum (candid photo). |
There is a lesson there somewhere but, frankly, just thinking about Santorum makes me strangely queasy.
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